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Seriously folks just look at Italian TV personality Rosy Dilettuso. Not only does she wear blazers with very short skirts but it’s clearly evident this girl would get down. Why? Oh I don’t know, constantly posing topless, having a fake tan, ridiculous smile and probably smoking more meat pipes than Jenna Haze.
It’s just a guess but come on guys…you don’t think this chick is experienced? And she’d probably treat you like absolute garbage which I’d personally enjoy for about a week.
Here’s to me getting treated like a dog.
More of Rosy after the jump
Click on the photo for the 25 hottest college celebrities
Preseason college basketball rankings are out but because it doesn’t really matter if your favorite team is #1 or #347 until March Madness rolls around, Maxim wanted to give you rankings that really count. They took it upon ourselves to rank the Hottest Celebrities that attended college.
More things that count at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Wash
I think the “B” in Amanda B stands for “buxom” - [Gorillamask]
If Wonder Woman comics were a bit more honest - [Cracked]
Good God get a load of Katie Marie Cork - [Doubleviking]
A day at the beach with bronzed bikini babes - [DJ Mick]
Have a party with the naked Sushi girls - [COED Magazine]
Giada De Laurentiis is the hottest thing in food TV - [NS4W]
The best November mustache I’ve seen yet - [Brobible]
The drunkest guy ever: the game version - [Totally Crap]
Um, this is just a bunch of girls showing off the goods - [Funtasticus]
Ten very funny celebrity pictures - [Celebrityodor]
Have you seen how hot Tommy Hilfiger’s niece is? - [Guyism]
Victoria’s secret is doing it wrong - [Don Chavez]
The best motivational posters of the week - [The Chive]
I will never ever get enough of Kate Beckinsale - [Holytaco]
Megan Fox teases us with her crotch - [Cityrag]
Who is film’s sexiest ass kicking lady? - [Asylum]
If blockbuster films were made for only fifty bucks - [Sublime Blog]
If you want some greatness you’ll check it out - [Onequickbeer]
Ten wrestling promos that absolutely sucked - [Gunaxin]
Lady Gaga the Fame Monster has leaked - [Flisted]
Click on the photo for crazy girls at Mirror Lake
Ohio State students are just a few hours (or so) away from the annual Mirror Lake swim where they’ll pray on a Bible to not get a STD from one of Ohio’s greatest cesspools. Luckily Busted Coverage has evidence from this event.
More great evidence at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Portfolio
OK I’m pretty sure this is flat out one of the most grotesque people I’ve ever seen. There’s just something extremely icky about this guy. Yeah I’m sure he’s the best arm wrestler in Russia. But what freaks me out is that there’s no doubt in my mind more than half of this work came from masturbation.
I mean is this guy really arm wrestling 24 hours a day? No.
“All this guy does is arm wrestle, masturbate, and pick winners.”
Sounds good to me
Francois Macre does an amazing acapella rendition of Thriller with 64 separate audio tracks using only his voice
Seriously, can this guy just get a life? Yeah it’s kind of interesting but it’s definitely more creepy more than anything else.
I mean come on guys! What the hell is with soccer players and these girls. Ariadne Artiles is the latest WAG victim. She’s been and has plowed some player for Real Madrid.
Other than that I really don’t know much about this beauty. I just know that hearing hear speak English with a Spanish accent is basically the end all existence of my being.
I also know that being with her would be torture because I just couldn’t fart around her…and that hurts.
More of Ariadne after the jump
Bear Attack in Churchill , Manitoba , Canada
These are pictures of an actual polar bear attack. The pictures were taken while people watched and could do nothing to stop the attack!Reports from the local newspaper say that the victim will make a full recovery
Oh come on people. You don’t think that’s adorable? Have a wonderful weekend you insensitive pricks.
[Via Magic City]
not a parent yet but if there were ever a reason to hit someone this would certainly be it. Is this girl serious? I can’t believe how much I’d want to slap her in the face.
Yelling? “I’m 18?”
I do like the narrating though. It’s pretty awesome. “I’m not young and stupid?” Um, this is the definition of stupid. Wow.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. It really doesn’t make a difference what the prop is. As long as you’ve got a hot girl in your midst, she could be rolling around in horse manure and it would still make for an awesome picture (assuming you’re into that sort of thing).
But snakes? Snakes are a different animal for lack of a better word. Snakes have phallic resemblances and whenever you see a hot girl with a snake for whatever reason you just kind of think she might do something sexual with it.
And for whatever other reason, it’s kind of a turn on. So without further interruption, may I present a gallery of hot girls with snakes
I know that Dave Matthews still exists and I know he still makes music but come on. Any of you that went to college in the 90’s or even early 2000’s can probably figure out what I’m getting at here. It’s just not the same anymore. And I think we can all agree that nothing will ever compare to Under the Table and Dreaming.
By no means am I saying this is a bad thing. I’m just saying that we just don’t hear of these guys like we used to. But in recent times, rappers and DJ’s are giving them new life by incorporating them into mixes.
I have to admit, I was a bit weirded out at first but some of these aren’t too bad. I’ve chosen five that are worth listening to.
Click on the photo for more of Ana Carolina Dias
Let us take a moment to look at the picture above. Let us also take a moment to appreciate the picture above. Are you kidding me? I have no emotions right now. I’m drawn to this photo. I’m helpless against it. I can’t even imagine how I’d be with her actually in my presence.
More helpless girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Funbag
Products designed solely to make you a worse person - [Cracked]
A women’s viagra might be on the market soon - [Asylum]
Famous Russian blogger know for her huge cans - [The Chive]
Need a fix of busty British girls? - [Zootoday]
A pretty ridiculous Michael Jordan esque shot from Kobe - [Unathletic]
A user’s guide to boob terminology - [Holytaco]
Is the Carmen Electra sex tape all it’s hyped up to be? - [Brobible]
In case you missed your dose of hump day hotties - [Funtasticus]
A great collection of nut shot videos - [Cavemancircus]
Bar Refaeli does a ridiculously sexy photoshoot - [Don Chavez]
The best Hugh Hefner, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Wilt picture - [Attuworld]
These girls look sexy as soldiers - [Flabber]
If you want a fix of daily hotness go here - [Takeareport]
Twenty sexy graffitti pinups - [Cityrag]
Lame celebrities that you forgot were awesome - [Guyism]
Take a ride with Tony Hawk’s Ride - [G4TV]
Lindsay Marie has got one badass teasum video - [Sublime Blog]
Nothing’s better than the girl next door - [Bullzeye]
Click on the photo for more of Jai Angel
I searched far and wide for this gem of a female on the internets to only come up short. Well at least my good pals at Gorillamask were able to get an entire gallery of this unknown kitten. Good Lord this girl could destroy me.
More female gems at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Portfolio
Click on the photo for unintentionally creepy movie romances
Ask any 10-year-old boy, and he’ll tell you: Romance is gross. One look at the average Hollywood movie is going to tell you he might just be right. Somehow, without the filmmakers even noticing, they come up with romantic plotlines that are somewhere between “creepy” and “fuel for your darkest nightmares.”
Not gross romance at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Throwdown
Another fine edition of hot girls you don’t know - [Doubleviking]
Four year old goalie fails big time - [Totally Crap]
Jessie Shannon is the hottest girl of November - [COED Magazine]
Five classic Dennis Rodman moments - [Unathletic]
Joanna Krupa’s Playboy shoot finally on the net - [Nerve]
Carrie Amstutz rocks a bikini - [Celebrity Odor]
Jackasses who shave their eyebrows - [The Chive]
Pole Dancer ruins wedding, or maybe she didn’t? - [Asylum]
50 Cent has a new scent for manpower - [Bullzeye]
Speed Painting works well when it’s on naked chicks - [Attuworld]
Coco infests Twitter with gratuitousness - [Don Chavez]
When the new moon hotties are rising - [Cityrag]
Twenty five awesome pictures of snowmen - [Holytaco]
Blowing up toy cars in slow motion rules - [Epic Carnival]
Yes I would enjoy a piece of Caprice Bourret - [Mademan]
Kids show contest winner has an incredible reaction - [Nextround]
Wrangler really tiny jean shorts - [Tastybooze]
Hottest news reporter ever up to no good - [Flabber]
Click on the photo for more of Rachel Bilson
I’m gonna go ahead and say that Bilson is now officially in my fave five. I absolutely love her. There’s just something about this girl. She’s tiny for one. She’s gorgeous for another. And then she does these photoshoots like this. Man it’s hot.
More “man it’s hot” at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Portfolio
It is my wife’s opinion that every single person that smokes cigarettes is white trash. I’m not sure that accounts for African Americans and other folks but I see her point. It’s the opinion that every person that smokes does have a sense of trashiness and total disregard for themselves and others. That in turn is a trait that many white trash folks possess.
And while I don’t necessarily think that’s 100% true, I will say that cigarette smoke is easily one of my biggest pet peeves. I know people who smoke and I’ll flat out tell them I think it’s completely vile. So don’t blow it on me dude. And please try to quit.
Perhaps one of these 15 ads will encourage you to do so
Put it this way, anytime you have an animal humping a human’s head you know you’re in good shape.
Honestly I can’t find a lick of info on Candy Ace. And why? Well because I keep running into this other Candy Ace who is absolutely disgusting. So until I can get into her Myspace Profile it looks like we’re S.O.L.
Not to worry folks as that has never stopped me before. This Candy hails from California and is 25 years old. She also has glorious implants and a penchant for squeezing them together.
There, was that not a great bio? Thanks!
More of Candy after the jump
Look I don’t want to knock on people from Boynton Beach Florida here but really?
Try as she might, investigators say Dalia Dippolito could not get the knack of killing her husband.
Newly released court records allege that before the Boynton Beach woman’s arrest in August on charges of trying to hire a hitman to murder her newlywed spouse, Dippolito had already tried to kill him twice.
When nothing seemed to work, she finally called a close friend and asked for his help in knocking off Michael Dippolito, 38.
You know something? I’m not blaming Dalia here. I’m 100% blaming Michael. Dude, what the hell is wrong with you? I would think that after the first time your wife tries to kill you that you’d consider leaving her.
I guess after that one Michael realized the couple needed therapy. What did he think after the second time? “Eh, she’s probably a little off.” The third?
If he doesn’t move away at this point, the guy kind of deserves to die.
Check out the whole story at Sun Sentinel
There’s a big difference between boy bands and girl bands. And here it is. Boy bands generally appeal to only the ladies (with the exception of the gay community). Girl bands however, appeal to the masses. Because while their music might suck, if they’re making provocative videos then you know there will be a male audience.
And no one does it better than the girl bands abroad. These women know how to draw both the girls and the boys. And for that I thank these women. Thanks guys!
So please enjoy these 10 videos of sexy foreign girl bands in action
Seems to me that Canada definitely gets a bum rap. And call me crazy but I feel like the creators of South Park are responsible for the tormenting it gets from our country for the last 12 or so years.
Personally I don’t remember Canada getting made fun of so often before the show came out. Or maybe it was the Baldwin brothers. I’m not 100% sure. Bottom line, it’s still funny to make fun of our Northern neighbor.
So here are some Canadian motivators for your perusal