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Click on the photo for crazy girls at Mirror Lake
Ohio State students are just a few hours (or so) away from the annual Mirror Lake swim where they’ll pray on a Bible to not get a STD from one of Ohio’s greatest cesspools. Luckily Busted Coverage has evidence from this event.
More great evidence at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
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OK I’m pretty sure this is flat out one of the most grotesque people I’ve ever seen. There’s just something extremely icky about this guy. Yeah I’m sure he’s the best arm wrestler in Russia. But what freaks me out is that there’s no doubt in my mind more than half of this work came from masturbation.
I mean is this guy really arm wrestling 24 hours a day? No.
“All this guy does is arm wrestle, masturbate, and pick winners.”
Sounds good to me
Francois Macre does an amazing acapella rendition of Thriller with 64 separate audio tracks using only his voice
Seriously, can this guy just get a life? Yeah it’s kind of interesting but it’s definitely more creepy more than anything else.
I mean come on guys! What the hell is with soccer players and these girls. Ariadne Artiles is the latest WAG victim. She’s been and has plowed some player for Real Madrid.
Other than that I really don’t know much about this beauty. I just know that hearing hear speak English with a Spanish accent is basically the end all existence of my being.
I also know that being with her would be torture because I just couldn’t fart around her…and that hurts.
More of Ariadne after the jump
Bear Attack in Churchill , Manitoba , Canada
These are pictures of an actual polar bear attack. The pictures were taken while people watched and could do nothing to stop the attack!Reports from the local newspaper say that the victim will make a full recovery
Oh come on people. You don’t think that’s adorable? Have a wonderful weekend you insensitive pricks.
[Via Magic City]
not a parent yet but if there were ever a reason to hit someone this would certainly be it. Is this girl serious? I can’t believe how much I’d want to slap her in the face.
Yelling? “I’m 18?”
I do like the narrating though. It’s pretty awesome. “I’m not young and stupid?” Um, this is the definition of stupid. Wow.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. It really doesn’t make a difference what the prop is. As long as you’ve got a hot girl in your midst, she could be rolling around in horse manure and it would still make for an awesome picture (assuming you’re into that sort of thing).
But snakes? Snakes are a different animal for lack of a better word. Snakes have phallic resemblances and whenever you see a hot girl with a snake for whatever reason you just kind of think she might do something sexual with it.
And for whatever other reason, it’s kind of a turn on. So without further interruption, may I present a gallery of hot girls with snakes
I know that Dave Matthews still exists and I know he still makes music but come on. Any of you that went to college in the 90’s or even early 2000’s can probably figure out what I’m getting at here. It’s just not the same anymore. And I think we can all agree that nothing will ever compare to Under the Table and Dreaming.
By no means am I saying this is a bad thing. I’m just saying that we just don’t hear of these guys like we used to. But in recent times, rappers and DJ’s are giving them new life by incorporating them into mixes.
I have to admit, I was a bit weirded out at first but some of these aren’t too bad. I’ve chosen five that are worth listening to.
Click on the photo for more of Ana Carolina Dias
Let us take a moment to look at the picture above. Let us also take a moment to appreciate the picture above. Are you kidding me? I have no emotions right now. I’m drawn to this photo. I’m helpless against it. I can’t even imagine how I’d be with her actually in my presence.
More helpless girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Funbag
Products designed solely to make you a worse person - [Cracked]
A women’s viagra might be on the market soon - [Asylum]
Famous Russian blogger know for her huge cans - [The Chive]
Need a fix of busty British girls? - [Zootoday]
A pretty ridiculous Michael Jordan esque shot from Kobe - [Unathletic]
A user’s guide to boob terminology - [Holytaco]
Is the Carmen Electra sex tape all it’s hyped up to be? - [Brobible]
In case you missed your dose of hump day hotties - [Funtasticus]
A great collection of nut shot videos - [Cavemancircus]
Bar Refaeli does a ridiculously sexy photoshoot - [Don Chavez]
The best Hugh Hefner, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Wilt picture - [Attuworld]
These girls look sexy as soldiers - [Flabber]
If you want a fix of daily hotness go here - [Takeareport]
Twenty sexy graffitti pinups - [Cityrag]
Lame celebrities that you forgot were awesome - [Guyism]
Take a ride with Tony Hawk’s Ride - [G4TV]
Lindsay Marie has got one badass teasum video - [Sublime Blog]
Nothing’s better than the girl next door - [Bullzeye]
Click on the photo for more of Jai Angel
I searched far and wide for this gem of a female on the internets to only come up short. Well at least my good pals at Gorillamask were able to get an entire gallery of this unknown kitten. Good Lord this girl could destroy me.
More female gems at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
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Riding the subway basically sucks. Granted it’s an extremely efficient way to travel you run into smelly people, huge crowds, and there are those times when it just stops for no reason whatsoever.
I’m 100% delighted that I now work from home and don’t have to endure that crap anymore.
Still though, subway rides are worth it in rare times. Those rare times? Well check out the gallery after the jump
This is a fun 6 minutes. Hey buddy!
Unfortunately Bryci Lea doesn’t have a homepage or anything like that. I would assume that any girl that’s appeared in Playboy would at least have some type of signature website. But alas, she does not. Actually yeah, she has a page but there’s boobies! It’s Bryci dot com. Only stalker like people such as myself can find these woman.
Luckily for you there are a pleathora of non nude pictures for you to gawk at once I get done with my little stupidity ramble here.
Had enough? Fine.
More of Bryci after the jump
And Free Delivery!
I have an honest question for all of you. Would you eat human meat? Like I don’t want to sound all cannibal and disgusting but think about it. What if you took the meat off the muscular thigh of a person? Let’s say there were no fat, and you sauteed it in some salts and spices.
Put that thing in a fryer and you’re telling me it wouldn’t taste good? I mean we eat rabbits, snakes, frogs. Wouldn’t human taste good?
I’d have to think it would.
In case you missed it - Here’s the CBS 12 News story of an interview with actor/comedian Rob Schneider. This is absolutely awesome. It’s nice to see Rob get into it and get angry for no reason. Then again, it’s kind of sad.
Schneider hates to wait and will not let it go.
I’ve gotten about 32 emails of people sending me to Hot Chicks Plunging Their Toilets in the last few weeks. I’m finally caving and sharing some of the pictures with the whole world. Isn’t that lovely? These are the same guys who bring us “Hot Chicks with Hot Dogs in Their Mouths,” and “Hot Chicks Picking up Dogshit.”
There’s also another title in their that I personally don’t even want to share. Look, I can understand a “Hot Chicks Plunging Themselves” kind of a site. And despite how gross it is, I can even understand a “Hot naked chicks rolling around in dog shit” kind of a site for all you fetish freaks out there.
But just hot chicks plunging toilets? Well I guess it’s good because you know, there are hot chicks.
Everyone and their mother has made a post about funny roller coaster ride pictures. In fact I even did an article dedicated to the roller coaster ride face.
But in all my years as a fantastic writer, I’ve yet to see a compilation of funny roller coaster ride videos. And let’s face it. These are way more intriguing than just pictures.
I hope you enjoy this collection
Click on the photo for unintentionally creepy movie romances
Ask any 10-year-old boy, and he’ll tell you: Romance is gross. One look at the average Hollywood movie is going to tell you he might just be right. Somehow, without the filmmakers even noticing, they come up with romantic plotlines that are somewhere between “creepy” and “fuel for your darkest nightmares.”
Not gross romance at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Throwdown
Another fine edition of hot girls you don’t know - [Doubleviking]
Four year old goalie fails big time - [Totally Crap]
Jessie Shannon is the hottest girl of November - [COED Magazine]
Five classic Dennis Rodman moments - [Unathletic]
Joanna Krupa’s Playboy shoot finally on the net - [Nerve]
Carrie Amstutz rocks a bikini - [Celebrity Odor]
Jackasses who shave their eyebrows - [The Chive]
Pole Dancer ruins wedding, or maybe she didn’t? - [Asylum]
50 Cent has a new scent for manpower - [Bullzeye]
Speed Painting works well when it’s on naked chicks - [Attuworld]
Coco infests Twitter with gratuitousness - [Don Chavez]
When the new moon hotties are rising - [Cityrag]
Twenty five awesome pictures of snowmen - [Holytaco]
Blowing up toy cars in slow motion rules - [Epic Carnival]
Yes I would enjoy a piece of Caprice Bourret - [Mademan]
Kids show contest winner has an incredible reaction - [Nextround]
Wrangler really tiny jean shorts - [Tastybooze]
Hottest news reporter ever up to no good - [Flabber]
Click on the photo for more of Rachel Bilson
I’m gonna go ahead and say that Bilson is now officially in my fave five. I absolutely love her. There’s just something about this girl. She’s tiny for one. She’s gorgeous for another. And then she does these photoshoots like this. Man it’s hot.
More “man it’s hot” at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
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Click on the photo for more Bud Light Cruise Girls
This is why I’m jealous of magazines like Maxim. “A couple weeks ago, Bud Light was sending us on their Port Paradise Cruise to the Bahamas. Lucky for us, it’s really hot down there…and it’s not because of the weather. With girls running around in bikinis, we just needed to take a couple pics of them.”- Bastards
For more lucky photoshoots check out Uncoached’s Facebook Page
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