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Date: Friday, 07 Feb 2014 14:57
bukkake the card game
Did your girlfriend ever demand a quick creamy hot splash but you had people waiting and couldn't figure out what to do?

Now everyone can join in with Bukkake the Card Game!

Everyone starts the game by drawing a card.  The person with the lowest valued card goes into the middle, and guess what happens?  Yup, BUKKAKE!

But the player in the middle can shoot cum back at the other players.  Everyone keeps taking turns drawing cards, until eventually someone collects all the right cards for the perfect orgasm.

A great party game for couples, polyamorists, and gay speed daters, Bukkake the Card Game is currently in crowd funding.  Invest early and be the first among your friends to shoot cum at the next all night drinking binge...

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/bukkake-the-card-game
Author: "Steve Johnson (noreply@blogger.com)" Tags: "Gags"
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Date: Thursday, 06 Feb 2014 20:10
Among the newest products marketed by Big Mouth Toys is this Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float.

It's just one of several cool, funny, and clever new ideas from the makers of high quality gag and novelty gifts, and is part of their hilarious Spring Line at Toyfair.

The new line up of 50 items includes wildly popular gag gifts, pool floats, mugs and the x-rated garden gnomes.To see the entire line, view their Spring 2014 catalog at...

http://www.bigmouthtoys.com/
Author: "Steve Johnson (noreply@blogger.com)" Tags: "Gags"
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Date: Tuesday, 03 Dec 2013 11:03
Finally, the boxer shorts that you've always wanted!

Starting this week, Carl's Jr. and Hardee's are selling their new "Eat Like You Mean It" boxer shorts.  These fun and "cheeky" boxers are only $20 and are shipped for free! The boxers can be purchased at www.EatLikeYouMeanIt.com.

They’re a great stocking stuffer or last-minute holiday gift for dudes and dads.
Author: "Steve Johnson (noreply@blogger.com)" Tags: "Clothes"
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Date: Monday, 02 Dec 2013 16:50
phantom frames bicycle
Dubbed "the brightest idea in kid's bicycles", Phantom Frames is a new line of kids bicycles where the frame itself lights up with LEDs at night.

The idea came when a kid complained about the taillight going out on his bicycle.  The dad tries to fix it.  The kid say, "Hey, wouldn't it be cool if the whole bike lights up?"

That got the dad thinking.

Next thing you know, he's hard at work inventing such a bicycle.

Phantom Frames is based on a 16 inch machined polycarbonate frame and two customized light pipe inserts, each powered by four AAA batteries.

The project is still in Kickstarter Funding.  Go there right now and pledge $125.00 to $165.00 and you'll get one of these for your kids next year...

Source:  http://www.phantomframes.com/
Author: "Steve Johnson (noreply@blogger.com)" Tags: "Sports"
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Date: Friday, 01 Nov 2013 06:00
Throw some tea in your trousers!

Made from food grade silicone, just put some loose-leaf tea into Fred's pants, and let him hang out in your tea cup as a tasty brew of Earl Grey seeps from his trousers.

Buy it online:http://www.ebay.com/itm/3-Mr-Tea-Fred-Silicone-Infuser
Author: "Steve Johnson (noreply@blogger.com)" Tags: "Food, House"
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Date: Thursday, 31 Oct 2013 06:00
Perfect for the aging, yet discriminating, metrosexual in your life, this Hair Brush for Bald Heads, finally compliments the man who needs a special grooming implement for his delicate, soft dome.


Originally made in the 1930s, it was a gag gift for the uber-dapper gentleman who had brushed himself into male-pattern baldness.  Get it now before someone else does.

Buy this online: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-A-Hair-Brush-For-Bald-Heads
Author: "Steve Johnson (noreply@blogger.com)" Tags: "Gags, Personal"
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Date: Wednesday, 30 Oct 2013 13:00
While there are many fine fragrances out there, few can begin to compare to the perfection of bacon. Now you can wear that scent proudly by working up a rich lather of Bacon Shaving Cream.

This high-end cream includes moisturizers and essential oils to leave your skin feeling great and heat-activated aromatic technology to ensure that you smell like wonderful, glorious bacon for hours. Work J&D's Bacon Shaving Cream into a rich bacon lather with some hot water - in your hands or with a brush.

Shave against the grain. Inhale the crisp, porky scent & prepare to be loved, admired & potentially eaten by bears (or licked by your dog).

Buy it online: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Unique-BACON-SHAVING-CREAM
Author: "Steve Johnson (noreply@blogger.com)" Tags: "Personal"
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Date: Wednesday, 30 Oct 2013 06:00
fly snapper
The Fly Snapper promises to be a more efficient way to kill flies than the fly swatter.

You hold the hand grip in one hand, and pull back on the rubber band with the other, and "SNAP!" The little bugger is dead.

A great way to intrigue the little mass-murderer in your family, the Fly Snapper is handcrafted in the USA, perhaps by someone with a morbid sense of creativity.

By this online: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Fly-Snapper-A-more-efficient-way-to-kill-flies-than-the-fly-swatter
Author: "Steve Johnson (noreply@blogger.com)" Tags: "House"
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Date: Tuesday, 29 Oct 2013 06:00
bottle cap opener ring
Impress your buddies when you show them popping the cap off a beer bottle with one hand!  The perfect gift for someone who can't put down a remote control while opening another brew, or even one-armed beer drinkers, this stainless ring doubles as the perfect wedding ring for guys.

Never be caught without a bottle opener, and save a fortune on dental bills!

Buy it online: http://www.ebay.com/itm/New-Stainless-Steel-Finger-Ring-Bottle-Opener-Beer-Bar-Tool
Author: "Steve Johnson (noreply@blogger.com)" Tags: "Food, House"
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Date: Monday, 28 Oct 2013 22:02
This penis shaped toothbrush makes a great gift for that someone who always has a cock-in-hand.  The gentle bristles are sure to remove any plaque, food particles, as well as someone else's DNA.

Unfortunately, it only "comes" in one color.

Buy it online: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Funny-Penis-Shape-Toothbrush-Dick-Brand-New-In-Box
Author: "Steve Johnson (noreply@blogger.com)" Tags: "Gags, Health"
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Date: Tuesday, 16 Nov 2010 11:07
pee puckPee Puck is a new prank that you place in the toilet reservoir, turning the toilet water yellow for days, despite reflushing.

A safe and inexpensive way to get some laughs at your friend's next party.

I can already imagine getting revenge on my wife when she insists on hosting a crystal party at our house the same day I want to invite the buddies over to watch football.

Buy Pee Puck online: http://www.peepuck.com/

pee puck instructions
Author: "Steve Johnson (noreply@blogger.com)" Tags: "Gags"
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Date: Thursday, 28 Oct 2010 21:43
The Plate Flipper is a device that hooks to your car's license plate, allowing it to flip down, and reveal a special message for the guy behind you.

Plate Flipper
Perfect for drivers in Los Angeles and Orange County who like to show off their vanity while weaving in and out of lanes in their BMWs.

I think what's needed is a programmable LED version, where at the push of a button you can display different messages.

I imagine it can also be used avoid paying tolls on toll roads, allowing you to evade the cameras.

Visit Plate Flipper online at...
http://www.plateflipper.com
Author: "Steve Johnson (noreply@blogger.com)" Tags: "Auto, Gadgets"
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Date: Tuesday, 26 Oct 2010 12:55
True Clean Towel solves that old problem of "which end of the towel did I dry my ass with?"

When you step out of the shower, and reach for that towel to dry yourself off, you don't often remember which end of the towel you used yesterday to dry your butt with. So you just end up drying off your face with something that you might consider unsanitary.

True CLean Towel
It basically allows you to reuse your towels for several days, while saving money and water on laundry, but with the peace of mind knowing which end you can use for "up there" and "down there".

But it's also a pretty good towel in its own right, made of 100% Jacquard Double Spun Cotton, measuring 5 feet tall x 2.5 feet wide, with the design woven into the fabric for maximum softness and durability.

Buy online at: http://truecleantowel.com/
Author: "Steve Johnson (noreply@blogger.com)" Tags: "House"
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Date: Wednesday, 20 Oct 2010 16:29
A company called The Bed Moat, Inc. has developed a monitor called The Bed Moat which can trap bed bugs.

You place four Bed Moats under the legs of your bed, chairs, sofas, etc., and its slippery polished plastic moat prevents the blood sucking critters from crawling back out.

bed bug trap
At just $20.00 for a set of four Bed Moats, its a simple and cost-effective way of enacting some control over these pests.

For more information: http://bedmoat.com/
Author: "Steve Johnson (noreply@blogger.com)" Tags: "House"
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Date: Tuesday, 19 Oct 2010 18:38
For those cat owners who have managed to train their cats to use the toilet, you can buy a device that will let your cat flush it easily.

It comes from the makers of CitiKitty, a company that sells a toilet training kit for cats.

automatic toilet flusher for cats
It basically uses a motion sensor to detect a cat's presence, and then flushes the toilet when it detect's it's gone. It comes with adjustments that let you alter the distance of the sensor, and the delay of the flush. You can also have it do a courtesy flush once a day.

The new automatic toilet flusher takes 10 minutes to install and fits virtually all toilets in the U.S. and Canada.

Probably great gift for grandpa who never remembers to flush.

Buy online: http://www.citikitty.com/
Author: "Steve Johnson (noreply@blogger.com)" Tags: "House, Pets"
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Date: Monday, 18 Oct 2010 18:30
spray-on bandage removerAlanna's Organic Pain Free Bandage Remover is used to make bandages come off without pain and pulling hair.

It was created by Alanna Meyers, a third grade student at Safety Harbor Montessori Academy in Clearwater, Florida. Throughout her childhood, she never liked the pain associated with removing bandages used for minor scrapes and scratches. So experimented with numerous combinations of ingredients until she came with the perfect formula.

It takes only a few minutes and sticky bandages come off.

With the help of her parents, an organic laboratory was located to make formula completely organic.

For more information about Alanna's Organic Pain Free Bandage Remover:
info(at)organic-sports(dot)com
800-635-0705
Author: "Steve Johnson (noreply@blogger.com)" Tags: "Health"
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Date: Saturday, 16 Oct 2010 09:49
The Beauty Smile Trainer is piece of rubber you put into your mouth that trains you to smile happily.

beauty smile trainer
Seems like this company needs to partner with a company that makes braces.

Via ICANHASINTERNETS
Author: "Steve Johnson (noreply@blogger.com)" Tags: "Personal"
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Date: Friday, 15 Oct 2010 23:35
A company called DG3 Locksmithing based out of Gilbert, AZ has a product called "LockKill", which renders any Kwikset door lock permanently disabled, preventing it from being picked, bumped, or jimmied.

The LockKill is a key with a notch at the end. You insert the key, then turn it, and the end snaps off, remaining lodged inside the lock.

LockKill
The product is intended to keep evicted renters from reentering a home, until the landlord can get the locks changed.

Buy it online: http://www.dg3locksmithing.com/
Author: "Steve Johnson (noreply@blogger.com)" Tags: "House"
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Date: Friday, 15 Oct 2010 07:05
Tapi is a rubber adapter that fits onto the end of most sink and garden faucets allowing you to turn them into drinking fountains.

By squeezing the end, water is forced upwards.

tapi turn your sink into a drinking fountain
Made out of a water-safe rubber, they can be run through the dishwasher. And at $4.95 each, it's pretty inexpensive.

Buy it online: http://www.dreamfarm.com.au/
Author: "Steve Johnson (noreply@blogger.com)" Tags: "House"
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Date: Thursday, 14 Oct 2010 16:43
This Halloween be the talk of the neighborhood when you hand out samples of urine to the kiddies.

That's urine sample candy.

urine sample candy
The yellowy sweet concoction oozes out slowly and tastes like lemonade. Kids will want to run drug tests on each other as they analyze the sour samples in their mouths.

Or better yet, play a gag on your next doctor's visit and leave this for the lab technician and watch your physician throw a fit when your blood glucose level comes back way too high!

Buy this at Stupid.com: Stupid.com
Author: "Steve Johnson (noreply@blogger.com)" Tags: "Food, Gags"
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