to talk or converse; to enjoy a social chat

Michelle and Monika twist the dial on a daily basis after third period.

1) adj. of or pertaining to Pandora-like properties 2) adj. to describe something as confusing

That was an extremely pandoric event that we just witnessed! I'm so irrationally confused!!

During Genital Stimulation. Before male explosion The man positions his cock in front of the ladies face and simultaneously with ejaculation makes the hand gestures of a Kame Blast positioning his pork sword between his palms while yelling "Kamehameha".

My boyfriend executed the Dragon Ballz maneuver and his power levels were off the charts.

the worst group of friends in high school. Everyone hates them and they are total bitches.

wow dat 5 ate lunch in there car today and blared music by themselves.

Directing the full force of a Captain Falcon style punch into a fat guy's Moob

Greg was tired of seeing all the fat kids at school, so he gathered up his strength and gave one of them a Moobzooka

the feeling you get when you find out that mystery google no longer exists

When Ellie typed in "what happened to mystery google" on google after failed attempts to go on the site she found out it was taken down and replaced with MysteryMissions.com she felt like that was totally Lame-o

A shortened form of the expression, "That's going on the mirror!"

When someone compliments you in such a way that you want to hang the words on your mirror to be reminded of them daily, you might use this expression.

Him: The only way I'd like to go back in time would be to make up for lost time with you.

Her: Mirror!

A person, typically a young man around the ages of 15 to 21 who's parents are wealthy and buy them anything and everything, cheese dicks never work for what they get.

"Hey my parents just bought me a new silverado, it's red and lifted with big ol' tires!!" "...cheese dick"

Derived from the word, mop; an acronym for "mother on period" or "mother opposing population".

A woman, usually a soccer mom who's very controlling and goes around telling people how to live their lives. This type of person usually starts or gets involved in an organization to stop children unrelated to her or her family from doing or enjoying things that she opposes. Usually these women are obese and care little about their own children. They tend to use the television as an electronic babysitter as they go on rallies to stop other children from enjoying life, because of slight health, or mental risks associated with that enjoyment.

These are the people that go into schools and tell the board to change the school lunches, when they can easily pack a bag lunch for their children, instead of making other children suffer. Also, they will protest schools about soda machines. And explain how soda is "bad" for children.

They can come in packs. Such as friends they gossip about other people with, or friends they share turkey bacon recipes with.

These women tend to also drag their husbands into whatever they do.

Jerry: Damnit, where is my mom?

Rob: Isn't she at that Parents Against Television rally?

Jerry: Oh yeah. Now I am getting beat up in school, and my mom is never there for me. Why does my mom have to be such a controlling mopper?

Rob: Maybe you should quit soccer.

Noun:
some very simple and easy to understand. able to be comprehended by everyone.

Verb:

to dumb something down. to simplify.

Noun:
I don't understand, can you put that in palin terms.

Verb:
I had to palin the lesson for the class.

Anyone gay is really just a little girl inside. Been studying pyschology in a world renowned university. NOBODY is born gay. You turn gay. People who do not have the skills to find members of the opposite sex turn gay in order to COPE because they can't otherwise. All dykes should be killed, and fags, to preserve order..... THEY ARE ALL PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I'm such a loser and I can't find a guy, so I will start hating them and become a CARPET MUNCHING DYKE!"

Having the qualities of being a loner, by yourself and excluding yourself from a crowd.

Bob is flaunting his lonership flicking off everyone in the crowd.

A basic way of saying "hello" in an IM.

Me: o hai dere
Zach: yhalo

To be a bad ass. Play by your own rules.

i keep it GANK.

"what are you doing?" "Keeping it GANK!!!"

sharkman never keeps it Gank.

meaning your are a big giant douchbag that likes to take big cocks up the ass while bitting a donkeys vagina and fisting a goat

dude stop bein a kendal trout

(verb) Detail snaking, money raking, hours whoring, ethics ignoring, son of a gun.

I was going to sign up for that job, but got machoveena'd before I could.

Verb: when a man finishes pleasuring a woman with his hands and wipes the secreted fluids off in the womans hair.

person 1:
i didnt really think too much of this girl i hooked up with, so i gave her a Cisney Swipe after i was done fingering her.

person 2:
was that really necessary?

person 1: kinda, she gave a toothy blow job.

any gross or disgusting growth on a penis or snatch that is unknown. the penis being the shank the growth being the roid.

after i fucked that retarded hatian hooker i have a shankroid on my cock, my wifes gonna kill me!

A Douchebag Boss. A very small man with an over-inflated sense of self-worth and prominence. These characteristics are made even more douchbaggable by his preferential and sexist treatment of select employees and complete disregard for sexual etiquette in the work place and professional mannerisms. The DBB has no experience in his field and was promoted due to convenience after a company merger or because he sucked the VPs dick.

Jane: Wow, Athena, there's no way that that little, pathetic, sexist, asshole of a man is your boss! How does he get away with such unprofessional behavior.

Athena: I dont know, Jane. I'm hoping he pisses off the wrong woman in power. He's such a fucking DBB.

to look me up, or to hook up on twitter

Yo nig, u gotta twizz my shizz man!