The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.

Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach.

I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.

If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.

Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job.

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's a pretty good empty experience.

An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.

Never tell a story because it is true: tell it because it is a good story.

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.