fuck this im getting an internet girlfriend.
with internet blowjobs


girlyunderwear i heart you
yes i do

whats up ladies?


im making a website.

which will be exactly like my livejournal probably, except not affiliated with livejournal. because as you may have guessed im way too cool for school now.

ill post the link here once i finally get an appropriate webhost and 75% of it finished.

i plan to update it daily.

maybe i should get one of those blog makers...

i dont know.

i have a lot of back entries written in notepad just waiting to be scrolled over by the add ridden masses.

if any of you could recommend a webhost dealie that wont suck balls or have ads on my shit please feel free to drop me a line.

in the meantime....

how awesome is glad press-n-seal?


ps: i vaguely remember something about the mayan calendar setting the apocalypse for 5/5/05 can anyone confirm this?

over it.

hey what do you faggots use to download music?

soulseek just isnt cutting it nowadays

isnt it awesome how im exected to know all of this stuff?


NICHOLE SPILLED GREEN TEA ON KEVINS NEW TOKION MAGAZINE

this picture reminded me of autokrater a.k.a best person to ever grace wwwdotlivejournaldotcom

"50 Cent's sophomore offering, The Massacre has sold a staggering 1,140,638 units in only four days"



raise your hand if youre guilty

http://www.nationallampoon.com/news/truefacts/assets/fat%20baby.jpg
http://notreality.nfshost.com/photos/newphotoA032.jpg
http://www.med.upenn.edu/genetics/core-facs/tcmf/graphics/misc_graphics/three_mice.jpg
http://www.raleighrodentrescue.org/archives/IMG_1468s1.JPG
http://www.theatlantic.com/issues/98may/images/baby.gif
http://www.babybookbaskets.com/images/Grow!%20Babies!.jpg
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http://asylumeclectica.com/malady/archives/progeria/progeria.jpg
http://www.progeriaproject.com/Kids/ashley/Attitudes.jpg
http://www.pathguy.com/lectures/progeria3.jpg

i think god put me here so i can google image search because thats all i seem to be doing with my life.

im hells of bored.
its 730 in the morning.
i dont have any clothes on yet.
i went to the gym yesterday.
alex is going on tour soon.
im gonna miss him.
more than a little bit i think.

what is your favorite movie soundtrack of all time?

me - lock stock and two smoking barrels


remember that one movie where whoopi goldberg and a dinosaur were detectives? i wonder if that had a soundtrack.

how hot is my girlfriend?

how relaxed is this polar bear?

how retarded are my notetaking skills?

how brilliant is selling coke to highschoolers?

im totally lucky to have girlyunderwear to find everything good on the internet for me.

that way i never have to venture too far away from livejournal and google image search.

"the 80s made half the planet gay just with its music."

haha, maybe the guy is a prophet.

where did you username originate from?

mines inspired by a childhood obsession

Stomach flu (gastroenteritis)

Stomach flu, sometimes called gastroenteritis, is inflammation of the stomach and intestines. It can be caused by infection with certain types of bacteria or viruses or by some poisons.

The symptoms of gastroenteritis include nausea, vomiting, abdominal cramps, diarrhea, fever, and weight loss.


guess what i did yesterday??


hint: i had a lot of gatorade, burnt toast and flat seven up.

omg, how many hip hop heads would die to be in my position?

i just got home from eating (an extremely delicious) dinner with dave choe and the owner of upper playground, AND i scored a free pair of jeremy fish slip ons.

word.