１．聖人型（垃圾桶型)


學名：模範學生；俗名：好學生；
渾名：書呆子～(其他別號無數，不及載…)
特徵：上課筆記，照單全錄，之乎者也，決不遺漏
功能：考前總筆記出處
座右銘：一筆走遍天下
出沒地點：80%以上出現在一至三排，講桌前面
理想職業：拾荒者

　　
２．標準型
　
學名：專業學生
特徵：上課渾渾噩噩，下課快快樂樂
功能：保持班級人數，維護師長尊嚴
座右銘：有筆記就抄，有考試就考
出沒地點：幅員遼闊
理想職業：公務員

　
３．一心N用型
　　
學名：地下學生
特徵：狀似用功，實藏玄機，舉頭有老師，低頭別洞天
功能：磨練老師耐心
座右銘：一寸光陰一寸金
出沒地點：依段數高明分布，原則以技術高者為前。
理想職業：　　編輯人員

　　
４．老僧入定型
　　
學名：標本學生
特徵：下棋高手，釣魚能人，魔音貫耳，不動其心
功能：維護教室安寧………（打呼者除外）
座右銘：以不應變萬變
出沒地點：分布廣泛，90%為間歇性發作
理想職業： 靈媒

　　
５．靈魂出竅型
　　
學名：超能力學生
特徵：神遊太虛，來去自如，偶而傻笑，自得其樂
功能：尋找中……………
座右銘：無入而不自得
出沒地點：呈點狀分布，82%散布中間
理想職業： 精神病院住戶

　　
６．穿梭自如型
　　
學名：業餘學生
特徵：有緣身在同班中，不識其人真面目～
功能：消耗剩餘之公假單！
座右銘：來無影，去無蹤，神龍見首不見尾
出沒地點：…………………（有他的座位嗎？)
理想職業：　間諜


７．穩如泰山型
　　
學名：霸王學生
特徵：畫地為王，地盤穩固，橫行霸道，目中無師
功能：加速老師血液循環
座右銘：只要我喜歡，有什麼不可以！！
出沒地點：最後一排
理想職業：山寨寨主


８．無恥亂問型
　
學名：問題學生－又名：愛迪生
特徵：懂也問，不懂也問
功能：訓練師－長口才
座右銘：知之為不知，不知為不知，是知也。
出沒地點：人數稀少，多具慣常性發作傾向
理想職業： 立法委員　凍蒜！

　
９．自言自語型
　
學名：自閉學生
特徵：絮語繁雜，叨叨不休（嚴重者手舞足蹈，不能自己…)
功能：增加上課情緒
座右銘：老師說，我也說，老師不說，我還是說
出沒地點：星狀分布
理想職業：廣播人

　　
１０．無辜倒楣形　
　
學名：無辜學生－又名：衰鬼
特微：因遲到沒位子，被迫坐在前面對老師傻笑。
功能：不致於全班陣亡，使老師沒面子～
座右銘：我下一次一定不遲到了！！
出沒地點：前面三排
理想職業：　老人看護

今日學小念頭第回段，Super Tired! 師父仲幫我起朵叫長人，佢話如果叫高人既話人地以為我好揪得就大鑊...所以長人好D wor.... 即刻諗起女長人...lol... 我要減肥...練FiT D 咁第日同師兄Chi 手都無咁傷!!!

係咁!

 

 

 

 

Sup guys... so... wat m i going to say? ... i dunno aye... mayb i'll start wif friday...... .... i went to fellwoship.... just like any other friday.....nite...of coz...
well.. .we ordered some pizzas and i went to pick 'em up. the my car had this pizza smell in it for 2 or 3 days...... which makes me always hungry....... haha! we played some games during the nite n took a Long Balloon home......

 

Saturday...... from 1-3am.... was watching Full metal ...... then sleep.....  woke up at 9... no.... thats impossible..... 11..... shud be..... stayed at home till 5.... then went to frd's house look for a car which is selling.... pretty good price... but my mum dun like it.....coz its too loud! !@#$#$^!#$%!#$ but anyway... its all good..... i guess... then some church frds came over to dinnern i left half way due to the evangelical event in "Mid Faith" i'm sorry guys... i forgot what it is in english again.....!! i was pretty good aye... but i'm not brave enuff to go up and talk to a person.... mayb bcoz some thirty eights were there ..... but i know i just missed a good chance... said by ee!!!! anyway.... was gonna go have a drink wif gary mimi sandy n some other " idunno" ppl.... but stood there like a tree for more than 30 mins.. then i took off to head home....  and again.... once i got home.... msn on.... n watch full metal until sunday 3am.... liek i finished half of teh m.... wahahah

sunday morning.... had a fight wif my bed n pillows..... coz .... not enuff sleep.... but gotta getto church at 9:30.... n it was like 9 already.... i was semi sleeping n brushing my teeth n also changin my clothes .....all wif one hand.... i dunno how i did that but i can only do it right after i wake up.... hhaa
 the worshipits good good.... toook alot of pics wif other ppl wearing "min larp"  had a very gangster loking 3 dai bs....n alot of file transferring betwen me ar mun n ric!

then at nite went jor st lukes.... watch house of wax...... many pl said its scary,,,,, but i find it gross.... liek the scene when this guy call "wade" got waxed n put in teh house of wax n his m8 peel off his skin..... jez.... mayb bcoz i was sitting wif ricky. so makes me not scared..... if i was sitting wif any like to scream gal..... jez i'll die!!! anyway la....dinne time before bball 2nite!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

woke up at 7:45.... muck arund in the toilet n brushed my teeth....

had a mornign session wif yu... about the sin that we always commit.... gossip!!( this is the best I know word to translate "pie ping" n "ping lun")

tho i find it good coz noz i controlled abit.... but improving as i go...... i hope.... the b'fast.... had a bowl of 3 min noodles...... n 4 pieces of toasts...... omg.... i've neva eaten so much!!!!!.... wahahahaa...... .out of range....... level upgraded...... i ate too much!!! but still think not full......

then sunday service by weldon..... then lunch, wash many dishes n mugs wif agnes...... had lots of fun working wif her!!!

 pack, clean n play b4 we leave camp.... then i found out i actually brought too much clothes there...... neva used them...... n tehn on da way home..... slept a couple of times..... n went home at 6....

 

too tired..... doesn't want to do a thing so i decided to ignored all meges received ..... nwent for sleep!!

 

sorry guys for nto reply u !!! i was too tired!! please forgive me!

7: woke up... brush teeth shower ... had a lil session wif others lead by eva.... very good indeed.... ound out those 4 ppl arrived ....

8: 30 : b'fast... so full yae..... then morning session with tommy. very G too! then slept for 20 mins b4 lunch.... better than nothing .....

1 ish: erica lead some games wif us.... 4 games  if i'm not wrong.... screams alot.... play hard.... ballons popping... very g!!

5 ish: prepare dinner.... had dinner n dishes!!!

8: evening session wif cindy... slept for a while..... ooopsz...... but i like that sesion too.... it was great!

10 ish... muck around in the dining area wif lip n da bin..... n joe.... did some pushups, some random ass stuff..... n start playing left over ballons wif agnes, eunice, annie, anne yu sis n alex.... scratched my "Pineapple Cover" n foot.... n saw some funny stuff..... lol..... very funny indeed..... but cant say it out...!

12 ish.... talk wif anges n eunice for a while...... like 8 gwa stuff.... .lol.... me very 8 gong ga! wahahhaaaa

1 ish.... ate some apples.... 2 i think..... but lip ate 3...... he's crazy...... then watch some BT on my sis's laptop.....

2 ish.... couldn't think of anything more to do...... so decided to take a shower n went to sleep...... talk wif lip in the shower..... n enjoyed it so much.... the bathroom is soooooo great....!!!

2day is basically a very funny n good day aye..... lots of action , random n excitements involved!! i fink 2day is the best day !!