1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat
and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're
not thinking the way he is.

5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the
first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from
stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,
they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad
characteristics.

8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure
have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and
it is drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!

14. Don't provoke(irritate) the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and
this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never
mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you
are thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer
when they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're
asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like
you and he can't lay down the card for
you.

22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."

23. You have to tell a guy what you really 24. Guys hate gays!

25. Guys love their moms.



26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple
of roses.

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't
mean that the guy likes her.

28 You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of
the earth faster than girls can.

31. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.

32. Guys are very open about themselves.

33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't
let him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that
much pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his
problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to
listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases
you.

40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily
get the wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.

47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too
possessive. So watch out girls!!!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be
hard for him to let go of that girl.

50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they
broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.

**51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting
involved with that guy.

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's
too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be
matured and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot
more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats
with their girlfriends.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll
probably see that he is nervous.

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually
saying,"Please come and listen to me"

59. Guys don't really have final decisions.

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight,
but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is
wrong.

64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.*

65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be
sure unless the girl tells him.

67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way
a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.

68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your
advantage.

72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of
rejection.

73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be
surprised.***********

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than
attracting guys.

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic
is about girls.

76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable
decisions but still love them more.

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he
finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know
them,they'll realize they're wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too
stubborn to deal with it.

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is
already thinking of a way out.

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at
fixing things.

86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's
criticizing you.

87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second
chance,give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another
chance,ignore him.

88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at
u and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your
boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than
your boyfriend does.

90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls
read and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in
front of you!

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.

93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even
just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only
flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him
praying sometimes.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!

97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.

98. Guys hate girls who overreact.

99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your
relationships.

1. Bill Gates earns US$250 every SECOND, that's about US$20 Million a DAY and
US$7.8 Billion a YEAR!

2. If he drops a thousand dollar, he won't even bother to pick it up bcoz the 4
seconds he picks it, he would've already earned it back.

3. The US national debt is about 5.62 trillion, if Bill Gates were to pay the
debt by himself; he will finish it in less then 10 years.

4. He can donate US$15 to everyone on earth but still be left with US$5 Million
for his pocket money.

5. Michael Jordan is the highest paid athlete in US. If he doesn't drink and
eat, and keeps up his annual income i.e. US$30 Million, he'll have to wait for
277 years to become as rich as Bill Gates is now.

6. If Bill Gates was a country, he would be the 37th richest country on earth.

7. If you change all of Bill Gate's money to US$1 notes, you can make a road
from earth to moon, 14 times back and forth. But you have to make that road
non-stop for 1,400 years, and use a total of 713 BOEING 747 planes to transport all
the money.

8. Bill Gates is 40 this year. If we assume that he will live for another 35
years, he has to spend US$6.78 Million per day to finish all his money before he
can go to heaven.

Last but not the least:
If Microsoft Windows' users can claim US$1 for every time their computers hang
because of Microsoft Windows, Bill Gates will be bankrupt in 3 years!!!!!!!
!!!!

Have U ever heard about LPG gas cylinder's expiry date....!! I also
didn't know how to find LPG cylinder's expiry date.

Expired Cylinders are not safe for use and may cause accidents. In this
regard please be cautious at the time of accepting any LPG cylinder
from the Vendor.

Here is how we can check the expiry of LPG cylinders:

On one of three side stems of the cylinder, the expiry date is coded
alpha numerically as follows A or B or C or D and some two digit number
following this e.g. D07.

The alphabets stand for quarters -
A for March (First Qtr),
B for June (Second Qtr),
C for Sept (Third Qtr), &
D for December (FourthQtr).
The digits stand for the year till it is valid.
Hence D07 would mean December qtr of 2007.

Rather than forwarding irrelevant mails, kindly pass this to every one,
and create awareness among the public.

-----   Narayana Murthy's views on staying late in the office

   It's half past 8 in the office

 but the lights are still on...

 PCs still running,

 coffee machines still buzzing...

 and who's at work?

 Most of them??? Take a closer look...

 All or most specimens are 20-something male species of the human race...

 Look closer... again all or most of them are bachelors...

 and why are they sitting late? Working hard? No way!!!

 Any guesses???

 Let's ask one of them...

 Here's what he says... "What's there 2 do after going home... here we

 get to surf, AC, phone, food, coffee.. thats is why I am working late...

 importantly no bossssssss!!!!!!!!!!!

 This is the scene in most research centres and software companies and

 other off-shore offices.

 Bachelors "time-passing" during late hours in the office just bcoz

 they say they've nothing else to do...

 Now what r the consequences... read on...

 "Working"(for the record only) late hours soon becomes part of the

 institute or company culture.

 With bosses more than eager to provide support to those "working" late

 in the form of taxi vouchers, food vouchers and of course good

 feedback,(oh, he's a hard worker... goes home only to change..!!).They

 aren't helping things too... To hell with bosses who don't understand

 the difference between "sitting" late and "working" late!!!

 Very soon, the boss start expecting all employees to put in extra

 working hours.

 So, My dear Bachelors let me tell you, life changes when u get married

 and start having a family... office is no longer a priority, family

 is... and that's when the problem starts... becoz u start having

 commitments at home too.

 For your boss, the earlier "hardworking" guy suddenly seems to become

 a "early leaver" even if u leave an hour after regulartime... after

 doing the same amount of work.

 People leaving on time after doing their tasks for the day are labeled

 as work-shirkers...

 Girls who thankfully always (its changing nowadays... though) leave on

 time are labeled as "not up to it". All the while, the bachelors pat

 their own backs and carry on "working" not realizing that they r

 spoiling the work culture at their own place and never realize that

 they wuld have to regret at one point of time.

 *So what's the moral of the story?? *

 * Very clear, LEAVE ON TIME!!!

 * Never put in extra time " *unless really needed *"

 * Don't stay back un-necessarily and spoil your company work culture

 which will in turn cause inconvenience to you and your colleagues.

 There are hundred other things to do in the evening..

 Learn music...

 Learn a foreign language...

 try a sport... TT, cricket.........

 importantly Get a girl friend or gal friend, take him/her around town...

 * And for heaven's sake net cafe rates have dropped to an all-time low

 (plus, no fire-walls) and try cooking for a change.

 Take a tip from the Smirnoff ad: *"Life's calling, where are you??"*

 Please pass on this message to all those colleagues And please do it

 before leaving time, don't stay back till midnight to forward this!!!

Love Letter by A Software Engineer
Dear Sweetheart,

I've seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and realized
that you are the only site I as browsing for. For a long time I've been lonely,
this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now. My
life is an uncompiled program without you, which never produces an executable
code and hence is useless. You are not only beautiful by face but all your
ActiveX controls are attractive as well. Your smile is so delightful; it encourages
me and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power. When
you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules are running
smoothly and giving expected results. _/* which I never experienced before. With
this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked together, I'll
provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a human being to live an
error free life. Also don't bother about the firewall which may be created by our
parents as I've strong hacking capabilities by which I'll ultimately break their
security passwords and make them agree for our marriage. I anticipate that
nobody has already logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail.
And it's all but certain that if this happened to me, my system will crash
beyond recovery. Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges
of your inbox.

Error free
Software Engineer

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let's say it's 6.15 pm and you're going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You're really tired, upset and frustrated.

Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to radiate out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don't know if you'll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself.

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital. Tell as many other people as possible about this. It could save their lives!!

A cardiologist says If everyone who gets this mail sends it to 10 people, you can bet that we'll save at least one life.

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