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Are you gonna come to my show? huh? huh? huh? You gonna? Huh? You should, really, you should. Do it. Come, be there. Seriously, come on, what have you got to lose? Just do it. What? I can't hear you. Shut up. You sound retarded. Fine, don't come, see if I give a fuck, I was only trying to be nice. Fuck all you. Seriously, fuck off.

JUST KIDDING!

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GGG??? Girls, Gays & Groceries

THIS WED 9.9.9.
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That Cokehead Dude Who Dyed His Beard Black But Still Screams at Me From The TV.

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I totally forgot about flickr for a second -- whew, glad I remembered.

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Happy Holidays!
ain't life grand.

Accidentally Imitating Tracy Morgan at BYU, Universal Retro Future Day & Hiding My Pranks Under a Bushel


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Cherrie up there is in my book which you may now INVESTIGATE!

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This was a totally unplanned shoot. I went with Von Iva up north to some lesbo fest called fabulosa, Hottub were playing as well, we had been talking about doing a real shoot anyway so i grabbed them just as they finished their set and made them do choreography for 3 minutes on the old jag.

Choreographing the bulls was way easier than you'd think, prob cuz they were in a good mood due to camp lesbo and all the bull dykes.

btw i saw a lesbian that looked exactly like jeffrey dahmer. ok not exactly, but same people eatey vibes.

OH YEAH, I'm on twitter now which means I can try to annoy you in 140 characters or less if you let me.
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I did a nifty little interview in which I cry and say "douchebag" a thousand times with those kids over at Spotlight Seven, Go read it if you want.to make fun of me


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I used to do rock posters back in the day when the main dude doing rock posters was a man I didn't know named COOP . Recently we found each other here on flickr and now I know him. He turned out to be swell. I was sorta maybe kinda thinking of his paintings when I did this picture.

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Look for a cropped sideways version as the centerfold in this week's issue of Scene mag here in SF.

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