All right, we're gonna take a break from dissin' on the kids. Don't worry, I've got plenty of li'l shitters saved for later, but today, and next week, in a special two-part post, Dickheadz is going ape: PART I The...

Little late afternoon riddle for you: What's got two thumbs and just got big-upped by Esquire for making a secret documentary of North Korea with the video setting of a regular digital camera and about a zillion memory cards that...

Christian Aldo and Marshall Sfalcin are two (biological) brothers that have been steadily producing a massive body of work in Windsor, Ontario for the past 20 years. Included in that body of work is Xeno's Inferno, a full length Fellini-esque...

The K Holes are three guys and two girls conveniently married to and dating two of the dudes. Unconveniently the ladies ditched their men to go to Mardi Gras so the K Holes have turned into a circle-jerk-type band who...

Ok, this is a final reminder about our bushfire fundraiser benefit party this Sunday. All the details you need to get to the right place on time are in the flyer to your left. All the bands and DJs will...

If you drew a graph pinpointing the exact time when work sucks the most, uni bores you to tears or bongs break, you'd discover, without a trace of a doubt, that it's right around the three o’clock mark. That’s why...

I went to an art opening last night with a friend knowing nothing about it except there would be tons of pictures of kitties. That was enough for us. Then we get there and it’s super packed and fucking James...

Since the economy’s been going down the septic system in your uncle Gary’s back yard over the past few months, I decided to look into the idea of starting up my own currency. Why not? Ours is worthless anyway. Turns...

With Queensland being full of grandparents (it's like our Florida), the news there is usually about babies, teacher-student sex scandals, kidnapping, pretty much anything to do with children. But yesterday was different. Perhaps Brisbane's changing. Here are links to three...

How much do you like being the person who gets to say, "Yeah, I saw that band the first time they ever played here, when no one really knew or gave a shit about them and everyone but me and...

Word's just officially getting out that Chief Bodega's shutting down for a while, since Saturday night the cops busted their party just as it was closing down. There were only like 400 people there and they'd turned on the big...

So these two little shitbergs upstate were busted with a bunch of spray cans for conspiracy of vandalism or some boring thing or other, but get this: they were caught wearing rubber gloves and carrying a book of graffiti with...

My gross friend who actually orders and eats Jamaican patties from Bushwick bodegas found this creepy pamphlet full of numbers and some guy in a fancy suit and pinkie ring named DePrince wielding a voodoo doll. It freaked her out...

All right, the International Noise Conference is over and pretty much everyone's back home. Noisebloid checked in one last time to reflect on how well-behaved they all were. What, did everyone decide to act their age or something? Besides all...

Holy shit guys, have you heard the news? The latest issue of Tokion reports that Larry David is remaking Kids! You'd think this development might be worthy of a cover story, but the editors over there, sneaky harbingers of youth...

If you've been paying attention, you will by now have heard about Acrassicauda — the heavy metal band from Baghdad we originally did a story on in our Obsessions Issue called No War For Heavy Metal. Since that article came...

Thanks to bitter feuds over Winnipeg public access in the 80s, the past left the future with no hope of ever gleaning insight into its strange, strange ways. But Daniel Barrow, who'd just built a climate- and humidity-controlled vault for...

All-around good guy and our pal Jocko Weyland used to work as a photo librarian, which gave him a real nose for rescue and preservation. Back in the 1940s and '50s The Associated Press and UPI and other agencies would...

Aunt Charlie's Lounge is not only one of the oldest, smallest, weirdest tranny bars in the history of the US, its clientele is basically old enough to remember the turn of the century before the last. Hunx of Hunx and...

Istanbul is a dynamic city. The interplay between European, Asian, and Muslim cultures left me awestruck and sweaty. I was most recently there to escape London snow and get some quality time with my friend John and someone literally named...