Date: Thu, 23 May 2013 07:29:09 +0200
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- The Rec Show
Let’s All Feel Sorry For Chris Brown After Drake Beat Him Up!
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Remember when rap wars really meant something? You know, like when the east coast and the west coast fought over who was better? RIP BIGGIE AND TUPAC! NEVER FORGET!
Now they’re just fighting over hoes. Dawg.
Chris Brown and Drake got into a brawl at a club in New York City. Rumors are that the pair fought over Rihanna, the robotic yelping machine who has slept with EVERYBODY. Fighting over Rihanna is like fighting over the last burned out curly-fry from an inner-city Arby’s.
Also, someone was beaten up by DRAKE? Look at the guy! Did he beat Brown with his eyebrows (brow beating – nyuck nyuck)?? Being attacked by Drake would be like an attack from a Corinthian leather loveseat.
Apparently Brown was beaten so badly that he could barely post 13,694 times on Twitter. However, he (fortunately?) made sure to post a gory photograph of his chin, which was slightly cut lacerated by a bottle. I’m sure Brown’s 7 million Twitter followers all sent him well-wishes in the hopes that they can get some of Brown’s 12 inch pencil dick.
Let’s not forget that Brown is the guy who beat up a woman (Rihanna, who probably did deserve it) and then got pissed off when people thought it was wrong (he may have been right to do it). So let’s send Brown our condolences and well-wishes … he deserves it! Poor guy! He deserves better than a common ass-whoopin’.
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