Date: Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:11:29 +0200
This Morning in Shaving
I shaved my face while getting ready for work this morning (as opposed to shaving my chest, which I do for Twitter photos). I happened to be naked and a huge glob of shaving cream dropped onto my junk. All I could think of was, “Wow. This is my Varsity Blues moment.”
My pasty, flabby and likely homoerotic Varsity Blues moment.
Van Der Beek, don’t go anywhere. I’ll be down in a minute.